I am not exactly overweight but I need to lose 20 pounds, and I can't buy anything over the Internet. please don't lecture me about health- I've heard it all before. I am 13. how can I lose 20 pounds fastest and simplest? I am willing to do anything, even if it's unhealthy.
oh, and don't tell me to chop off my arm or something. that joke gets ancient… 
Fastest way would be through Liposuction unfortunately Lipo is painful and it leaves behind excess left over skin. The only way that is safe and in which you will be more inclined to keeping the weight off is through excellent ole' eating healthy and exercising. There are no simple way outs just hard work!!!! Josh